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This is a remix of an earlier track that had some copyright issues. It's much more fun now and less likely that a giant media conglomeration will sue me. Which I like. The not being sued. Originally inspired by the 'Meanwhile' segment on 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert', and then it took a turn for the weird. Extended audio liner notes can be found here: blamesmarty.substack.com/p/not-even-a-cup-of-tea-liner-note-868

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Lying motherfuckers

Yeah naah

Meanwhile a car hurtling
at dangerous speed towards Nar Nar Goon
to score some Nag Champa sticks
‘cause Craig’s brother said it’s better than meth
if you crush it up and shove it up your bum

Lying motherfuckers

The kangaroo court is now in session

Two for the price of one sale
On lying motherfuckers
Lying motherfuckers

Meanwhile with a whole slab of
Bundaberg Sparkling Passionfruit cans stashed
in the back Davo’s Mum’s Nissan X-Trail
that she’s not aware yet the little dead fucker “borrowed”
in a place that really is called
Packenham Upper

(You know they could just call it Upper Packenham

Yeah naah)

Yeah naah

Left left left right
Left left left right

I’m on fire!
We’re out of matches
I’m on fire!
Light us a ciggie then ya flamin cunt

Yeah naah

Meanwhile
Dougie was not found
with a copy of Paul Keating’s autobiography
a ripped CD of ‘The Love theme from Titanic’
and a one way ticket to fucken’ anywhere cunt

(their hearts would go bash him mate,
they’d bash him, his mates)

Lying motherfuckers

Yeah nah

they’d bash him, his mates

The kangaroo court is now in session

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from Not even a cup of tea (or Smarty sings weird songs), released November 17, 2023

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Steve Smart is practically indestructible. Hard headed and stubborn, he may not be the most famous poet in the world but no one can say it's from lack of trying. All of his poetry and music albums are right here at Bandcamp.

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