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There's a bit of a story to this one. So I woke up one night to find one of my cats (Blaze, hence the title) pissing on a pile of my clothes on the bedroom floor. Now we might expect that this would have made me quite angry. I would consider that an expected reaction, but that was not the way it struck me. Our house has a bit of a habit of turning day to day events into songs and song parodies, and my response to the pissing on the clothes was an immediate INXS parody. Check out the full audio liner notes here to hear how the track evolved a long way beyond that: blamesmarty.substack.com/p/not-even-a-cup-of-tea-liner-notes-a61

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You pissed on my socks
While I was sleeping
I wish you did not do that
You left a big mess

So whatcha gonna do?
Go in my roo-oom
And piss on my floor
You little asshole

I wish you would not
Go into my room
And piss on my floor
I asked you to not
I asked you to not

But you’re a fucking cat

You don’t understand
You tiny feline
When I want you to not rage-piss
All over my things

So why do you do it Blaze
Why do you piss on my socks?
I need you to know
I’m not happy with you now
I’m not happy with you now
I’m not happy…

But you still get your pats

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from Not even a cup of tea (or Smarty sings weird songs), released November 17, 2023

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Steve Smart Poetry & Music Melbourne, Australia

Steve Smart is practically indestructible. Hard headed and stubborn, he may not be the most famous poet in the world but no one can say it's from lack of trying. All of his poetry and music albums are right here at Bandcamp.

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